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1. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
2. Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.
3. I didn't change, I just woke up.
4. You are so awesome that, my middle finger salutes you.
5. Silence is better than lies.
6. I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.
7. Be what you want to be, not what others wants to see.
8. If “Plan A” didn't work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.
9. Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.
10. If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
11. I’m not perfect, I am original.
12. All the girls are my sisters except you.
13. I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
14. I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.
15. Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.
16. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
17. You can do anything, but not everything.
18. Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.
19. All my life I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
20. I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
21. I don't always have time to study… but when I do, I don't.
22. Sometimes you just need some space, to fart.
23. At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
24. I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
25. The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight.
26. Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
27. When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.
28. That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.
29. (-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China
30. Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
31. Sometimes the only one, who can appreciate you, is you.
32. Don’t steal, the government hates competition.
33. You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
34. I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.
35. I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
36. I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.
37. They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?
38. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
39. You don’t realize how many clothes you have until you wash them.
40. When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
41. Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.
42. Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”.
43. Weird is a side effect of awesome.
44. If girls could read minds. Every second a man would get slapped.
45. Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
46. I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.
47. Think twice before you speak, you'd be able to say something more Insulting.
48. I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.
49. You don’t have to like me after all, I’m not a Facebook status.
50. I always learn from the mistakes of others, who took my advice.
51. Hey, I found your Nose; it was in my business again.
52. I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
53. If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
54. Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
55. I don`t have bad handwriting, I have my own font.
56. If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bisexual.
57. Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
58. I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
59. My girlfriend is like my iPad…I don`t have an iPad.
60. The longer the title the less important the job.
61. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
62. When in doubt, mumble.
63. By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
64. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
65. Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
66. Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
67. If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.
68. Never have more children than you have car windows.
69. God must love stupid people- he made so many!
70. I like children. Properly cooked.
71. Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shut up'.
72. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
73. The worst distance between two people is a misunderstanding.
74. If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.
75. I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
76. Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
77. The greatest pleasure in Life is doing what people say you can’t do.
78. If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.
79. God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to China.
80. If someone steps on you give him a high-five thank you
81. Stop being a China product
82. Always make a firm statement
83. Try what you think you can be able to do
84. Enjoy life today for tomorrow belongs to the owner
85. Never postpone your goal but choose to score it today
86. Every man is a boy but all boys are not men
87. Misunderstanding is the greatest confusion between two
88. Live a guiltless life if you believe everything you do is right
89. If someone is too noisy but some superglue on their lips
90. Women can be a good property to own
91. You can mind my business but you can never change it
92. Friendship is a hurt heal thing
93. If you do not pay tax do not demonstrate for anything hike
94. Life has what you see in it
95. I’ll listen to your opinion but it will not affect my stand
96. What is the rule of life? Love it
97. Am just a saint! No mistakes
98. I surprise surprises
99. We are the texting generation
100. Global warming found me here
101. Don’t my handwriting because it comes in different fonts
102. Be V-Pack guys because we are tired of 6 packs
103. Just waiting for a waiter
104. I learn from the mistakes of others
105. A big head doesn’t mean big brain
106. Everything in life is discipline
107. No longer waiting for the unborn beauties
108. Learn to appreciate the whole of you
109. Do not dry your bones when you are still young
110. Removing a thorn from my flesh
111. A womb carries three professionals, Doctor, Preacher, and a Witchdoctor
112. Managing my BMI is just a daily slogan
113. Studying doesn’t mean all wisdom is stored in me
114. A small insect like mosquito can cause trauma in a village
115. No longer uses small letters while talking to you
116. Create space for your blood to flow
117. Very clever with a stupid look
118. Buy a chips bag and add air in your body
119. Created to eat what comes on my way
120. Living for a cause is the most effective way of life
121. Never trading truth for friendship
122. Love is never found in my dictionary
123. The long explanation is not effective in blood Group o+
124. Dare to live again with a smile
125. Bringing heaven on earth for a party
126. Are you a decision maker?
127. Standing firm at the door of opportunities
128. No longer a dream killer but builder
129. Construction is in the hands of a builder
130. Being a brother keeper as a sister go astray
131. Adolescence is never a lifetime thing
132. Living without bitterness is the best medicine
133. Too busy to entertain nonsense in life
134. Too lazy to get a bowlful of soup from grandma’s pot
135. The mind of opportunities never gets a miss
136. That fake idea was from China
137. Hot chics make good trophy wives
138. If you have ideas wake up and act
139. Do not be a judge without a court
140. Just accept when you are wrong and correct your mistake
141. Changing is just a matter of decision
142. Be an opportunity maker
143. The way to be happy is to make someone happy
144. Never be a door in another person’s life
145. Live your life and remember to subdue the earth
146. Fools day is always there to some people
147. Not every gain which comes from pain
148. Better be slow but in progress
149. Never accommodate what is unworthy living for#NoFilter Sassy.
150. #Like a Boss.
151. I can, but I don't wish to.
152. I depend on me.
153. So judging you right now.
154. I call for a celebration.
155. I don't give a flying f---.

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